Total Medals Earned: 3,302 (From 688 different games.) Total Medal Score: 48,285 Points
Medals Earned: 2/20 (10/500 points)
Dodge 20 small high obstacles
Jump 20 small ground obstacles
Fail 20 times
Kill 20 farmers
Dodge 20 medium high obstacles
Jump 20 medium ground obstacles
Block 20 volleys of arrows
Dodge 20 large high obstacles
Jump 20 large ground obstacles
Block 20 duelists
Dodge 10 rider attacks
Jump 20 hoplites
Dodge 20 volleys of arrows
Unlock all armor
Outrun 10 riders
Survive 5 minutes in Pursuit
Complete Story mode
Survive 5 minutes in Survival
Complete hardcore mode
Unlock all game modes
Medals Earned: 4/20 (45/500 points)
Crap brick breaker rehash, can't be bothered
TAKE THE STAIRS FATTY
You are now the ambassador for planet Earth
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Achieve the inevitable
You touched a poop!
Sir I asked for your Heavy Equipment Operator License. This is a holographic Blastoise.
Have you tried eating less fiber
Kill a construction worker
Visit with the spectral forms of your many victims
Collect all the dumb movies
Visit the Demolition Carnival
And all it took was days of obsessive hoarding
Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/140 points)
What a quick game!
a classic rockstar's end
so what is the typical holiday like?
you are a beach boy!!!
Medals Earned: 3/9 (25/300 points)
Unlock 16 levels
Unlock 32 levels
Complete 16 levels
Get a Perfect Score on 16 levels
Unlock all 64 levels
Complete 32 levels
Get a Perfect Score on 32 levels
Complete all 64 levels
Get a Perfect Score on all 64 levels
Medals Earned: 15/21 (275/390 points)
Cook a Sandwich Order
Cook a Pasta Order
Cook a Pizza Order
Cook a Hamburger Order
Cook a Steak Dinner Order
Cook a Salmon Order
Cook a Zesty Nacho Order
Medals Earned: 6/13 (225/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Achieve 50,000 points
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 5/15 (125/500 points)
upgrade your guns
get to the second wave
upgrade your speed
upgrade your stomp
get to the third wave
get a high score of 10,000 or more
get a high score of 25,000 or more
get to the Boss
get to the Fifth Wave
get to the forth wave
upgrade your grenades
upgrade your lives
get a high score of 50,000 or more
destroy the boss
get a high score of 100,000 or more
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/500 points)
Lose the game.
Use 5 Recipes in one turn
Complete the tutorial.
20% Recipe Completion
20% Meal Completion
40% Recipe Completion
40% Meal Completion
60% Recipe Completion
60% Meal Completion
Beat the game
80% Meal Completion
80% Recipe Completion
Beat the superboss.
100% Recipe Completion
100% Meal Completion
Medals Earned: 7/17 (130/540 points)
reach the first 500m height
reach the first 50m height
don't take axe until reached 114m height
activate time freeze 3 times
not taken any damage until reached 125m height
break 15 or more bricks on single rocket mode
kill 15 or more caveman
being hurt by arrows 10 times or more
reach 1000m height
touch lava stone 5 times
kill 15 or more hedgehog
kill 5 or more enemies while on single freeze mode
reached score 5000pts while Bob alive
kill 3 or more enemies in single hit using axe
destroy standing turret using axe 5 times
destroy sticky turret using axe 5 times
Medals Earned: 1/7 (25/340 points)
Deal enough damage to make the hydra fly.
Destroy all the pottery.
Manage to cut off the chandelier.
Find the hidden life potion.
Find the password for unlocking the special mode.
Grab the key in midair.
Activate the special mode and deal over thrice the normal damage!